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Things You
Probably Don't Have Any Interest in Learning About Me, But It's Easier to Keep
Reading Than To Get Up and Do Something Productive.
1. I hate feet. I don't even like
my own. I sure as hell don't like yours.
2. I've had surgery five times. That's gotta stop.
3. The highlight of my honeymoon was visiting
the Friends set. Hi, I'm a dork.
4. I once stood right in front of Bill Murray and took a picture without asking.
I'm really embarrassed about that.
5. I think I'm the only female in existence who doesn't think Brad Pitt is attractive.
6. I am not crafty. I long to be crafty. Between those two statements lies much
misery.
7. The most useful classes I took in high school were "Typing" and
"Typing II."
8. I flunked out of college.
9. But I went on to get two degrees, one in journalism, one in English education.
10. I hate it when people lick their thumbs. OH does that gross me out!
11. Now that I think about it...I don't like the word "thumb."
12. Most of my closest friends didn't like me in junior high.
13. In second grade I changed my name to "Jane." I put it on all my
papers, and when the principal called me in to talk it over, I defiantly wrote
"JANE COUGHLIN" on the paper he put in front of me.
14. I've only had a Big Mac once in my life. It was moist. I didn't enjoy it.
15. I hate going to the video store to movies. I only want to rent movies I've
already seen, or movies I'm positive I'll like. This drives Andy batshit.
16. I love love LOVE talk radio. As long as it's not sports talk, I will listen.
AM radio is the best.
17. I will read anything David Sedaris writes.
18. I've been "talked to" about my web site by two different principals--for
this entry and for this
one. I didn't take either one down.
19. The very idea of chicken in a can grosses me out.
20. I never enjoyed babysitting.
Oh, wait a minute...did
you want to look at Cool & Not, the previous
occupant of this page? It's on life support over here.
Be gentle with it.
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